Friday, January 06, 2006

Weekly Amusement (6ja06)

Frantic caller: “Burglars are trying to break into my house! Please send the police immediately!”

Reassuring dispatcher: “They’re on the way. How should they get to your house?”

Caller, after a confused pause: “I always thought they came in patrol cars—sirens and flashing lights would be good.”

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