Weekly Amusement (24fe05)

Psychiatrist: “In your own words, please describe your problem.”

Patient: “Well, I think I’m a horse, if that’s what you mean -- but I’m not sure I’d define that as a problem.”

Psychiatrist: “If you think you’re a horse, I certainly would define it as a problem. Now, I can help you out of this delusion, but it may take some time and incur substantial expense.”

Patient: “Money is no object. I won the Kentucky Derby last year.”